- Normal people: crying cause I really miss you.
- Ed: Idont get waves of missing you anymore, they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes
- Normal people: youre making me blush!
- Ed: tell her that she turns my cheeks the color of my hair
- Normal people: were spooning
- Ed: were resembling cutlery
- Normal people: my life is falling apart
- Ed: her face seems slowly sinking, wasting, crumbling like pastries
- Normal people: marry me?
- Ed: see, I could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle